Beware of Dog

As I was relazing to sleep last night, I happened across Dog the Bounty Hunter on A&E. Oh wow, was it crazy! It's almost like Jerry Springer's most popular guests were given plastic badges and real guns and told to chase after Jerry's most infamous guests! It absolutely blew my mind that this freak actually has a family! His wife was probably more attractive when she was younger and his daughter is freaking smokin', and they carry guns and go after the bad guys with the Dog!

There was one episode where they traveled to Colorado to help a friend. The friend wanted to go on the raid with them, but the friend, mid 30's to early 40's, was a little green. So the Dog called the friend's mother and what surprised me about the mother is that she wasn't as upset that her son was going in harm's way, but that he didn't tell her about it. Sure enough, in the next scene mom and dad were there to help with the raid!

I think my best description would be:

It's like watching a family in their mobile home rolling off a cliff. You know it will end badly and you feel like you should do something, but you're paralyzed with your eyes afixed on this disaster with this feeling like you'll never see this level of insanity again in your lifetime...