"Come on in, make yourself at home, and take off your pants!" TV's Craig Ferguson

Monday, March 21, 2011

Thought of the day

It is paralyzing at times when you realize the only people that TRULY want you to succeed is yourself... If nobody is rooting against you then you aren't doing it right!

Sunday, March 20, 2011

Thought of the day

Workers' rights is a big issue these days with the NFL on lockout, state representatives on strike by hiding from the jurisdiction of their own state, and massive protests and live-ins at state capitals. Might I suggest you guys don't push too hard while unemployment combined with underemployment is in the double digits because you'll find a lot of corporate VP's and executives currently working at car washes, McDonalds, and Wal-Mart that would do damn near anything for your job and management knows this!!!

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

Thought of the day...

The fear behind giving teenagers condoms is it will encourage them to have more sex. Well my queen, in her coupon frenzy, has 104 double rolls of Charmin in her home and trust me when I say I poop the same amount.

Have an excellent day!