A facebook status I'd like to share

Andy Ashby is astounded beyond belief that his girlfriend makes her own whipped cream from scratch for her morning coffee! I consider myself fairly handy around the kitchen and my breakfast consists of fruit loops or raisin bran, protein shake (powder and water), and pop tarts. I'm over here rubbing two sticks together to get warm and she's got a 200,000 BTU jet furnace with a massage recliner and plasma screen TV...